Only 16 hours after announcing that the 46th President had contracted COVID-19 the White House said in a public statement that Biden has contracted an incurable disease known as the Pibby Virus.
Scientists know frighteningly little about the virus as it rarely infects mammals. According to current statistics, no one has ever survived for more than 12 months with the illness.
We will update this story as more information is released.
UPDATE #1: President Biden has already begun to show “visible late stage symptoms” of the virus.
UPDATE #2: He’s gone.
I’m no political man, and I know not of what this man is pushing for, but prayers are sent out for him and his family. No one deserves to contract such a cruel virus.
Just saw the second update. Their family is going to have an emptiness at the dinner table for a long, long time. Hope the affected can move on.
While I am not political myself, it was sad to see the news that this horrible Pibby Virus had gotten to Joe Biden. I do wish him a swift recovery and hope he can help fun a cure for the Pibby Virus soon. I heard the Pibby Virus isn’t deadly but is very harmful, my best friend Moby Richard got it a few weeks ago and luckily recovered alright.
oh my god. i just saw the second update. i am so sorry to hear about this.
I mean the good thing is that my good friend Moby Richard is alive though.