OpenWorm Turns into Cryptohungry Malware

If you’re struggling with the term “blockchain” just wait until you hear about “blockworms.”

OpenWorm, an open-source neuro-block project designed to enhance our understandings of neuro-interactions and neuro-data, has recently come under fire after a malicious actor with the project “Source Injected” into the compiler a new zero-day designed to eat crypto.

After the code was injected into the compiler, it took only 6 hours for the worm to self replicate and permeate over 15% of the internet. The AI-Driven botnet was preprogrammed at the hard-disk level to desire the seemingly random values that crypto wallets store. It uses an advanced Worm-Based algorithm to infiltrate computers physically with an over-volted electrical signal.

The botnet also, through quantum tunneling, mines crypto on infected users computer systems. This means when users attempt to identify if their systems are infected with the malware, system resources are listed at Zero%. The only way to effectively diagnose a system as infected with the malware is to hold a compass directly against an unsocketed CPU. If the polarity is south facing, your system is infected.

All systems at TechFault have been validated to have north facing polarity on their CPUs.

It is currently estimated that the malware has earned OpenWorm over 75 million dollars. The company has pledged to use this money as a donation to the Biden Campaign.

Source: AP